Eh, who needs education when you’ve got TV?

This is not a bad idea. Should also be applied to mobile phones, the microwave at 7-Eleven and Andrew Bolt’s blog.

I swear I’m not making this up.

Hey here’s an idea - why not direct that anger at the Liberal State Government who promised Victorian teachers would be the highest paid in the country, and then completely reneged? Why not get angry that the LNP has been savaging education funding all around the country?

(Also, not surprising that the $200 figure goes completely un-sourced and unverified, it’s just thrown out there)

Even the Pope is overreacting to the AFL drugs scandal…

People. Seriously. We have bigger problems than this. Get a fucking grip.

(Herald Sun devotes first seven pages in their entirety to this. “Priest faces child sex charges” found at bottom of page 11.)

12,000 jobs lost, thousands more at risk as major projects hey look a velociraptor!!

Says it all really: news and analysis on one side, Andrew Bolt’s bile on the other.

Readers of The Herald Sun.

You people are fucked.

Cheers.