Flashboard Wars: The Age vs The Herald-Sun

…and if you don’t pay, Kayser Soze will get you…

Who cares about equality, what’s it going to cost ME?!

A billion in public money spent on outsourcing, more than 4000 public sector workers sacked?!? Why that’s completely ooh a new costume drama..

The passing of a legend. Then again, how good are pies?

It’s.
A.
Fucking.
HORSE.

I have nothing to add.

OK Andrew, here are some words you’ll have no problem interpreting:

You’re a twisted, soulless, hate-filled arsehole.

Clear enough for you?

The Age may have gone tabloid, but they still manage to kick the Herald Sun’s arse.

Oh no! Now you might have to call a taxi after a big night out! What kind of cruel and unusual punishment is this?!?

Get.
Some.
Fucking.
Perspective.